certain people just have to learn to confront their problems.
cause sooner or later it will come back and bite them in the @$$.
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were -Cherie Carter-Scott
"Thong law is fluid. It changes with who's wearing it, how it fits, where it's worn and why. A woman in a thong on the beack is usually not subject to arrest in most states-indecent proposals maybe, but no jail time. On the ohter hand, a fat man in a thong, pedeling a tricycle past a preschool, is a likely candidate for arrest."
"Here are some common type of criminal mischief:
JEEZ, MY MOM JUST BAKED ME A CAKE: For her son's sweet sixteen birthday party in 2002, "Ma Baker" of Olympia, Washington, went all out. Not only did she provide paintball guns and a ride on a "gyroscope," but she also welcomed her son's friends with booze, weed and a friendly stripper (who may or may not have given the birthday boy a blow job). Some of the lucky ungerage party guests threw up from too much booze, but a good time was had by all...until some of the neighborhood parents found out. Ma Baker and her husband were charged with a felony and a variety of misdemeanors (including providing alcohol to minors) and paid a hefty $15,000 fine.
how to give a wedgie
APPROACH: 1. Position yourself directly behind your victim. Be really quiet so you don't arouse any suspicion. 2. Stand with feet shoulder-width apart and knees bent at a 45-degree angle. (This will give you really great leverage!) 3. Place both hands level with your friend's waist-but don't touch them yet.
PULL: 1. In one quick motion, grab the top band of their underwear with both hands and pull up as high as you can. 2. Straighten your legs and pull your arms back and up (as if you're lifting a barbell). 3. Then lean bakc and pull up their underwear again. Bonus if you actually life them off the ground!
RUN!: 1. Without letting go, plan your escape: Scan the room for the nearest exit. (Note: It may be behind you!) 2. Let go. Now run, child! Run like the wind! 3. For pros only! Before you release your grip, go for the Superatomic Wedgie: Quickly bend your knees, jump up, and pull their underwear over their head!