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28 December 2004 @ 01:58 am
how to give a wedgie  

how to give a wedgie

APPROACH:  1. Position yourself directly behind your victim. Be really quiet so you don't arouse any suspicion.  2. Stand with feet shoulder-width apart and knees bent at a 45-degree angle. (This will give you really great leverage!)  3. Place both hands level with your friend's waist-but don't touch them yet.

PULL:  1. In one quick motion, grab the top band of their underwear with both hands and pull up as high as you can.  2. Straighten your legs and pull your arms back and up (as if you're lifting a barbell).  3.  Then lean bakc and pull up their underwear again. Bonus if you actually life them off the ground!

RUN!:  1. Without letting go, plan your escape: Scan the room for the nearest exit. (Note: It may be behind you!)  2. Let go. Now run, child! Run like the wind! 3.  For pros only! Before you release your grip, go for the Superatomic Wedgie: Quickly bend your knees, jump up, and pull their underwear over their head!

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