Log in

No account? Create an account
25 March 2005 @ 11:19 pm
certain people just have to learn to confront their problems.
cause sooner or later it will come back and bite them in the @$$.

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were -Cherie Carter-Scott
Current Mood: restlessrestless
Current Music: silence
09 January 2005 @ 05:42 pm

"Thong law is fluid. It changes with who's wearing it, how it fits, where it's worn and why. A woman in a thong on the beack is usually not subject to arrest in most states-indecent  proposals maybe, but no jail time.  On the ohter hand, a fat man in a thong, pedeling a tricycle past a preschool, is a likely candidate for arrest."


"Here are some common type of criminal mischief:

  • Toliet-papering your neighbor's house
  • Egging, soaping, or smashing windows
  • Letting air out of car tires
  • Destroying graveyard property (if unhappy ghosts don't get you first, that is)
  • Carving your name into doors or on the sides of cars
  • Covering school hallways with shaving cream
  • Most graffiti


JEEZ, MY MOM JUST BAKED ME A CAKE: For her son's sweet sixteen birthday party in 2002, "Ma Baker" of Olympia, Washington, went all out. Not only did she provide paintball guns and a ride on a "gyroscope," but she also welcomed her son's friends with booze, weed and a friendly stripper (who may or may not have given the birthday boy a blow  job). Some of the lucky ungerage party guests threw up from too much booze, but a good time was had by all...until some of the neighborhood parents found out. Ma Baker and her husband were charged with a felony and a variety of misdemeanors (including providing alcohol to minors) and paid a hefty $15,000 fine.

Current Mood: indescribableindescribable
Current Music: Boring-Blink 182
28 December 2004 @ 01:58 am

how to give a wedgie

APPROACH:  1. Position yourself directly behind your victim. Be really quiet so you don't arouse any suspicion.  2. Stand with feet shoulder-width apart and knees bent at a 45-degree angle. (This will give you really great leverage!)  3. Place both hands level with your friend's waist-but don't touch them yet.

PULL:  1. In one quick motion, grab the top band of their underwear with both hands and pull up as high as you can.  2. Straighten your legs and pull your arms back and up (as if you're lifting a barbell).  3.  Then lean bakc and pull up their underwear again. Bonus if you actually life them off the ground!

RUN!:  1. Without letting go, plan your escape: Scan the room for the nearest exit. (Note: It may be behind you!)  2. Let go. Now run, child! Run like the wind! 3.  For pros only! Before you release your grip, go for the Superatomic Wedgie: Quickly bend your knees, jump up, and pull their underwear over their head!

Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: For The Best-Straylight Run
16 July 2004 @ 01:45 pm
forgivenness is a strange thing. it can sometimes be easier to forgive our enemies than our friends. it can be hardest of all to forgive people we love.
Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: she will be loved-maroon 5
16 March 2004 @ 07:16 pm
THANK YOU JOSE!!!! I love it :)
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Silence
14 February 2004 @ 01:34 am
By the way....
Current Mood: okayokay
Current Music: Wish You Were Here-Radiohead
15 January 2004 @ 10:39 pm
I set myself up for the greatest fall of all time.
Current Mood: depresseddepressed
Current Music: This Love-Maroon 5
03 January 2004 @ 12:58 pm
Happy Belated New Year's everyone!!!!

This year I decided not to make any resolutions being that every year I make them I never stick to them. I am not good at sticking to resolutions.

That's all for now
Current Mood: lonelylonely
Current Music: Amsterdam-Guster
14 December 2003 @ 12:58 pm
I've lost my cellphone....I feel so lost without it :(
Current Mood: sadsad
Current Music: The commericals on the radio
20 October 2003 @ 08:55 pm
do u know what i know?
Current Mood: lethargiclethargic
Current Music: Behind Blue Eyes-Limp Bizkit